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Which is sexier, a werewolf or a vampire?
Depends if you find it sexier to submit to the will of charismatic evil or to be overwhelmed by animalistic power. And that’s not a decision I can make for you.
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(via damn-funny)
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It is amazing how professors can write a question that’s actually seven questions in a trenchcoat.
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(via misselko)
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Bard: I wish puberty took you to a customize character screen.
Ranger: Do you realize how many people would be dragons?
Bard: You say that like it’s a bad thing. -
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opening my followers every day and blocking the pornbots like a humble farmer pulling weeds from the vegetable garden. wiping my brow of sweat at my labours in the sweltering sun
(via tinymountainz)
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ot3:
theres a lot of stuff in life that can be categorized as ‘a sick joke’ but the fact that fondant doesnt even taste good is pretty high up there for me
(via tinymountainz)
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